To honor J.G Ballard, I have mimicked his short story, "The Index." Below you will find the story of my life (more or less) in the form of an index.
I, of course, omitted any pagination. That would be silly, dear reader. I’m not writing a book here. This is a blog. I’m still new at this blog thing, so, if I find out later that pagination does exist in the blogosphere, I’ll need to add the numbers later. Hmmm ... I hope that doesn’t happen though. I’m way too lazy to go back and change this post. Enough babbling, just indexing.
Numerals
1983 (see birth)
A
Amber, life of (see postmodernism)
Angie (see Anthony)
Anthony (see siblings)
Ardalan (see boyfriend)
Aspirations (see eloquence)
Australia (see vacation)
B
Birth (see 1983)
Biting (see Nails)
Blog (see Project: Life)
Ballard, J.G. (see reading)
Boyfriend (see love)
C
Career, old (see Navy)
Cooking (see weight gain)
D
Dr. Pepper (see snack, favorite)
E
Education (see occupation)
Eloquence (see vegetarianism)
Erin (see Evan)
Ethan (see Rosie)
Evan (see Ethan)
F
Favorite food (see tiramisu)
Flute (See tuba)
G
Gain, weight (see running)
H
Historical figure, favorite (see Kennedys, The)
Home? (see moving)
Hospital (see x-ray)
I
Independence (see home?)
Index (see Postmodernism)
Instruments (see flute)
Iraq (see career, old)
Ireland (see Australia)
Italy (see Washington DC)
J
Jogging (see weight loss)
Job, first (see ladder)
K
Kennedys, The (see VIII, Henry)
Kit-Kat bar (see Dr. Pepper)
L
Ladder (see hospital)
Learned (see education)
Least favorite food (see quiche)
Love (see Ardalan)
M
Maryland (see Italy)
Moving (see Maryland)
N
Nails (see biting)
Navy (see career, old)
Nomadic existence (see moving)
O
Occupation (see student)
P
Postmodernism (see CIRCULAR INDEX)
Project: Life (see writing)
Q
Quiche (see least weight loss)
R
Reading (see Postmodernism)
Rosie (see Angie)
Running (see weight loss)
S
Siblings (see Erin)
Snack, favorite (see Kit-Kat bar)
Student (see UMD)
T
Tiramisu (see gain, weight)
Treadmill (see weight loss)
Tuba (see instruments)
U
UMD (see, learned)
V
VIII, Henry (see historical figure, favorite)
Vacation (see Ireland)
Vegetarianism (see Yoga)
W
Washington DC (see nomadic existence)
Weight loss (see tiramisu)
Writing (see blog)
X
X-ray (see Zany Brainy)
Y
Yellowstone National Park (see aspirations)
Yoga (see Yellowstone National Park)
Z
Zany Brainy (see job, first)
I, of course, omitted any pagination. That would be silly, dear reader. I’m not writing a book here. This is a blog. I’m still new at this blog thing, so, if I find out later that pagination does exist in the blogosphere, I’ll need to add the numbers later. Hmmm ... I hope that doesn’t happen though. I’m way too lazy to go back and change this post. Enough babbling, just indexing.
CIRCULAR INDEX
Numerals
1983 (see birth)
A
Amber, life of (see postmodernism)
Angie (see Anthony)
Anthony (see siblings)
Ardalan (see boyfriend)
Aspirations (see eloquence)
Australia (see vacation)
B
Birth (see 1983)
Biting (see Nails)
Blog (see Project: Life)
Ballard, J.G. (see reading)
Boyfriend (see love)
C
Career, old (see Navy)
Cooking (see weight gain)
D
Dr. Pepper (see snack, favorite)
E
Education (see occupation)
Eloquence (see vegetarianism)
Erin (see Evan)
Ethan (see Rosie)
Evan (see Ethan)
F
Favorite food (see tiramisu)
Flute (See tuba)
G
Gain, weight (see running)
H
Historical figure, favorite (see Kennedys, The)
Home? (see moving)
Hospital (see x-ray)
I
Independence (see home?)
Index (see Postmodernism)
Instruments (see flute)
Iraq (see career, old)
Ireland (see Australia)
Italy (see Washington DC)
J
Jogging (see weight loss)
Job, first (see ladder)
K
Kennedys, The (see VIII, Henry)
Kit-Kat bar (see Dr. Pepper)
L
Ladder (see hospital)
Learned (see education)
Least favorite food (see quiche)
Love (see Ardalan)
M
Maryland (see Italy)
Moving (see Maryland)
N
Nails (see biting)
Navy (see career, old)
Nomadic existence (see moving)
O
Occupation (see student)
P
Postmodernism (see CIRCULAR INDEX)
Project: Life (see writing)
Q
Quiche (see least weight loss)
R
Reading (see Postmodernism)
Rosie (see Angie)
Running (see weight loss)
S
Siblings (see Erin)
Snack, favorite (see Kit-Kat bar)
Student (see UMD)
T
Tiramisu (see gain, weight)
Treadmill (see weight loss)
Tuba (see instruments)
U
UMD (see, learned)
V
VIII, Henry (see historical figure, favorite)
Vacation (see Ireland)
Vegetarianism (see Yoga)
W
Washington DC (see nomadic existence)
Weight loss (see tiramisu)
Writing (see blog)
X
X-ray (see Zany Brainy)
Y
Yellowstone National Park (see aspirations)
Yoga (see Yellowstone National Park)
Z
Zany Brainy (see job, first)
